Cuban cigars won’t be as good as you hope because they’ve lost their key ingredient, which is “being forbidden.”
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#TheInterviewMovie needed to be made, if only so NKorean spies would be offended & hack Sony to show the world how awful Sony execs are.
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Sign I’m getting old: I enjoy the tight turning radius of our jeep more than the pep of our v6 coupe.
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When the media calls your losing team “scrappy” they’re really just spotting you a conciliatory “s”.
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As you enjoy low gas prices, remember OPEC is lowballing market in attempts to kill US shale industry & stymie rise of solar/wind
#t #p2
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By CIA reasoning, the benefits of torture, abuse, rape, beatings, police brutality, etc are all UNKNOWABLE
#t #TortureReport
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Sometime AFTER torturing detainees (weeks/months) they gave us “useful” info. Therefore torture benefits are “unknowable?”
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Cromnibus & Romney Bus: 2 things full of crony gifts to big business.
#t #BudgetBill
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Finding your potential in a 2,000 year old book might be okay, but finding your limitations in the same book is not.
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I’m flummoxed
How does hummus
Up the bummus
Make terrorists
Not harm us?
#t #TortureReport
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Hey Wall Street, wouldn’t it be nice if your fortunes were hitched to abundant sustainable energy companies instead of oil? DOW TUMBLES
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Pre-election was Ebola & immigration.
GOP won.
Post-election is killer cops & torture.
Tell me again how Dems are playing politics? #t
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@SenatorReid has gone from referee to goalie & is now the last line of defense against an onslaught of horse-pucky (err… hockey pucks)
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The #TortureReport wasn’t political, until the GOP made it so. We have a right to know & their threats & patrio-pandering are beneath us.
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The #TortureReport outlines what we did to detainees. It doesn’t detail what our “outsource partners” did which was probably much worse. #t
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