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Cede Her Point
(Where the thrill ride is spousal arguments and she always wins)
#t @midnight
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Corny Island
(where the jokes are @Midnight bad)
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70’s Bush Gardens
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Bear mauling, lightning strike, asteroid Armageddon, shark attack
#ThingsMoreLikelyThanEbola
#libcrib # hysteria #t
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Voters least likely to be affected by ISIS or illegal immigration are also MOST likely to vote in fear of those issues. #libcrib #t
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1 year ago today was GOP gov shutdown over Obamacare costing taxpayers $24 billion. Polls say: voters have already forgotten. #libcrib #t
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Many politicians are only “dumb” because you’ll accept a stupid explanation for their inexcusable behavior.
#libcrib #t
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ISIS war GOP rationale: They’re for it but not Obama. So… don’t vote, encourage war powers use, then condemn his imperialism. #libcrib #t
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#boldprediction
Tomorrow, something related to 1Direction will trend WAY higher than things that are actually important.
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#boldprediction
John McCain decries some news event as unacceptable, blames Obama and insists we bomb something to fix it.
#libcrib #t #tcot
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Romney says he might run in 2016. Why not? GOP field is as awful as it was in 2012 & we know Mitt doesn’t mind the mud. #libcrib #tcot #t
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How to tell if you’re white: Go shopping with a long gun strapped on. Still alive? Congrats, you’re white.
#gunsense #libcrib #t
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So congress will come back to grill secret service on WH intruder. Vote on military action against ISIS? Not so much. Shameful. #t #libcrib
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One day, we will invent immortality. Then where will God hide?
#atheism #t #atheistrollcall
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Heaven may exist, but we haven’t built it yet.
#atheism #t #atheistrollcall
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We seek immortality in the future while forsaking the indelible tapestry we have woven into the past.
#atheism #t #atheistrollcall
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If oblivion is not plausible upon death, then your faith is fixed on self-preservation, not finding the truth.
#atheism #t #atheistrollcall
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