They should rename #Libertarianism to Oblivioselfishism.
#libcrib #uniteblue #t
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Remember after November when Congress criticizes Obama’s handling of ISIS war: they abdicated & went on vacation. #libcrib #t
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It’s not always possible to know the truth, but it’s easy to suss the lies. The only barriers: laziness & confirmation bias. #libcrib #t
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Quarter Eskimo disembarking from Alaska aircraft: just not that Inuit.
#t #haha #badjokes
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Isn’t John McCain the worst cranky old backseat driver ever? And he’s steering us into war…
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Y’all say the GOP House does nothing. I disagree. Shoving your nose up donor butts to get reelected is very hard work. #libcrib #t
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Roger Goodell has an unhealthy relationship with the press. They keep beating him up. He keeps coming back for more. #nfl #libcrib #t
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You know your car is getting old when it looks better BEFORE the car wash than it does after. #t
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Americans watching international news tonight, “Wait… Scotland isn’t already a country?” #t #libcrib
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Bipartisanship: only possible at the point of a gun or when we’re about to point our guns at someone else. #ISIS #libcrib #t
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Kobach: was format of Kansas SC ruling good enough for you? Pat Roberts is done & maybe also GOP’s senate takeover bid. #libcrib #t
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#CynicalAwfulness #t
If I was the American Military Industrial Complex, I would invest in ISIS beheadings – great returns.
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How the hell is Scott Brown even competitive in NH? He’s a carpet bagging shill for Wall St!! Surely NH voters are smarter than that… #t
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Dogs sniffing tree then peeing on it: their equivalent of checking facebook. #t
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Has Dick Cheney been practicing his British accent? The motivations & (costly) outcomes are the same. #t
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Health reform is a trojan horse. We must give the monied interests a pretty horsey, then spring the trap. #t http://t.co/vHjEtLEVnP
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Overheard at the bar, “What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead. I’ll give these 2 a lift.” Yuk yuk… #t #badjokes
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There are some really great people among those jerkwads. Odd. Refreshing. #t
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Attention MSM: It’s called the #AppleWatch, not the #iWatch. Please stop embarrassing yourselves. #t
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#NeverForget Selective justice is just revenge in a pretty dress. #t
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