WTF? Who honestly should give a flying crap about what color suit Prez Obama wears? If anything, it’s a refreshing change. #suitgate #t
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Damn windmills ruining the countryside. If Al Gore hadn’t invented global warming and created all this wind USA would be prettier. #t #sarc
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It’ll likely take decades to collectively realize just how racist our treatment of President Obama was. The dog whistles will echo back. #t
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OMG! The #HelloKitty news! Oh wait… I don’t care. I won’t ever care… #t
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#Autocorrect is the great equalizer. Bad grammarians look smarter w/ better spelling. Good grammarians look dumber w/ random nonsense. #t
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American Douglas McAuthur #McCain dies in Syria fighting for #ISIS. Based on his name, I guess his parents had different hopes for him. #t
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ABC’s #TheQuest makes me laugh so hard I can barely stand to watch it. #t
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Public Const change as variant = now() +1 ‘Heraclitus #t
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As we celebrate life of #MichaelBrown in #Ferguson today, my thoughts go to all the victims of gun violence whose names have no hashtags. #t
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Immigrant ninjas? Seems legit. http://t.co/9RLCzKPJ3k #gw
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Insult to injury for GOP: not only is #Obamacare #Medicaid expansion working, it’s healing income inequality too! http://t.co/CDhNvzXmxo #gw
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Grant, Tori, & Kari are leaving #Mythbusters. Sad. Go forth and multiply ur geekery! There is still much to do… http://t.co/AVEltVUVnV #gw
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#Google: “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need (real) roads.” Testing #driverless in a virtual California. http://t.co/77iTYykBqR #gw #mc
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The laziest #wearable tech yet. It’s a chair anywear. Get it? Any wear? I kill me. http://t.co/KV2Vje4NQ5 #mc #gw
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It looks like the (layered) pieces of #Apple #iWatch are falling into place for release sometime soon! http://t.co/PBy3ZMiYS4 #gw #mc
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