#BadThemeParks Cede Her Point (Where the thrill ride is spousal arguments and she always wins) #t @midnight via Twitter
#BadThemeParks Corny Island (where the jokes are @Midnight bad) #t via Twitter
Bear mauling, lightning strike, asteroid Armageddon, shark attack #ThingsMoreLikelyThanEbola #libcrib # hysteria #t via Twitter
Are you not scared? Watch more cable news. #libcrib #t via Twitter
Voters least likely to be affected by ISIS or illegal immigration are also MOST likely to vote in fear of those issues. #libcrib #t via Twitter
1 year ago today was GOP gov shutdown over Obamacare costing taxpayers $24 billion. Polls say: voters have already forgotten. #libcrib #t via Twitter
Apparently, if it’s not a creepy-crawly, you can’t NOPE it. #t #nope via Twitter
Many politicians are only “dumb” because you’ll accept a stupid explanation for their inexcusable behavior. #libcrib #t via Twitter
ISIS war GOP rationale: They’re for it but not Obama. So… don’t vote, encourage war powers use, then condemn his imperialism. #libcrib #t via Twitter
#boldprediction Tomorrow, something related to 1Direction will trend WAY higher than things that are actually important. #libcrib #t via Twitter
#boldprediction John McCain decries some news event as unacceptable, blames Obama and insists we bomb something to fix it. #libcrib #t #tcot via Twitter
Ebola in Texas: if only they’d BUILT THE DAMN FENCE!! #libcrib #t #tcot via Twitter
Romney says he might run in 2016. Why not? GOP field is as awful as it was in 2012 & we know Mitt doesn’t mind the mud. #libcrib #tcot #t via Twitter
How to tell if you’re white: Go shopping with a long gun strapped on. Still alive? Congrats, you’re white. #gunsense #libcrib #t via Twitter
So congress will come back to grill secret service on WH intruder. Vote on military action against ISIS? Not so much. Shameful. #t #libcrib via Twitter
One day, we will invent immortality. Then where will God hide? #atheism #t #atheistrollcall via Twitter
Heaven may exist, but we haven’t built it yet. #atheism #t #atheistrollcall via Twitter
We seek immortality in the future while forsaking the indelible tapestry we have woven into the past. #atheism #t #atheistrollcall via Twitter
If oblivion is not plausible upon death, then your faith is fixed on self-preservation, not finding the truth. #atheism #t #atheistrollcall via Twitter
