If Michelle Obama were a #DisneyPrincess she’d be Minnie Mouse. Everybody loves #MinnieMouse. #t #p2 #libcrib via Twitter
When #GOP talks about “goodies”, they’re decrying taxpayer $$ benefiting middle class instead of military contractors. #t #p2 #libcrib via Twitter
Why is #GOPDebate more entertaining than #DemDebate? One is reality show. Other is show of reality. #t #p2 #libcrib via Twitter
Questions for theists: Do you believe in aliens? Do aliens believe in God? What does Alien Jesus look like? #atheism #t #goodwithoutgod via Twitter
#eyeofthetiger… To quote Inigo Montoya, “I don’t think it means what you think it means…” #KimDavis #p2 #t via Twitter
Hypothesis: Those who hate #KimKardashian know more facts about her than #Obama haters know about Obama. #p2 #t #libcrib via Twitter
#HomoTerrorist is a slur & accurate for right-wing #Xians as there’s nothing they’re more afraid of than “the gay”. Bigoted wussies… #t via Twitter
You may be shocked to know, but I agree: Obama is worst US #POTUS currently in office… heh #p2 #t #tcot via Twitter
More #GOP voters believe Ted Cruz was born in US than believe Obama was born in US. #SMH #p2 #t via Twitter
To @realDonaldTrump, #Election2016 = #WWE Wooooo! #p2 #t via Twitter
That person that leaves their car running at your #garagesale & spends 5 minutes haggling over $0.25 difference in price… #p2 #t via Twitter
Of course we love animals more than people. With animals you never wonder, “Wait, is this one an asshole?” #p2 #CecilTheLion #t via Twitter
The fix to an armed nutjob shooting up a recruiting center is NOT armed nutjobs hanging around recruiting centers. #gunsense #p2 #t via Twitter
Nostalgia is not a solution to modern problems. #t via Twitter
These are the days of epic conservative butt-hurt. Enjoy them while they last! #t #p2 #SCOTUS #Obamacare #MarriageEquaility via Twitter
I 1st posted this after Virginia Tech. I’ve posted it many times since. Nothing’s changed. #t #CharlestonShooting http://t.co/oNMNQ5CQLU via Twitter
Is it just me or was #DonaldTrump doing his best Christopher Walken impersonation on the stump yesterday? #t #libcrib #2016 via Twitter
That time you walk into the public restroom yawning and get a mouthful of poop flavor… #t via Twitter
George’s foreign policy advice to Jeb: “Nope. Don’t do that. I did that. Didn’t work.” #t #p2 #libcrib #JebBush via Twitter
Is it time to vacate the 2015 #SuperBowl champions? #DeflateGate #t #p2 via Twitter
