How #FoxNews does news: Ignore a story until they figure out how to blame a liberal then headline that sucker w/out shame. #CharlieHebdo #t via Twitter
Dumb folks who distrust Obamacare to confirm their bias by shopping on (& getting ripped off by) unofficial for-profit exchanges #t #p2 via Twitter
Listening to your wife: she may be wrong, but you’ll be alright. #t via Twitter
Aren’t Republicans awesome? Haven’t taken office yet but will claim credit for the 1st Gallup positive polling on economy since 2007. #t #p2 via Twitter
Now seems like a terrible time to remind my Idaho friends they are more likely to die by their gun than stop a crime. #2yroldkillsmom #t #p2 via Twitter
The Fox News hysteria machine has gone from Obamacare death panels to “banning donut sprinkles”. Reaching much? #FoxNews #FDA #t #p2 via Twitter
Twitter update logged me out & turned all my notifications back on. Thanks. Kinda like setting a chirping booby-trap. #t via Twitter
Kids: Horrified to discover #Santa isn’t real. Can’t remember which presents were from Santa. #t #xmas via Twitter
Stay away from the mall today. It’ll be filled with frantic, lost, married men. #HappyHolidays #t via Twitter
The International space station has a 1-way teleporter! We “beam” them schematics & they reconstruct (3D print) on board. #Science! #t via Twitter
Racists love anecdotes. That’s how 1 bad actor confirms their worst suspicions despite millions of peaceful protesters. #NYPDShooting #t via Twitter
Wearing a Santa suit: it’s how not to get arrested for asking strangers to sit on your lap & talk about whatever “comes up”. #t via Twitter
Comparing “politically motivated” violence from left-wingers vs right-wingers: not a winner for conservatives, so why are they doing it? #t via Twitter
I guess it’s okay to be racist in the media, so long as you do it in an “I blame Al Sharpton” sort of way. #EricGarner #NYPDLivesMatter #t via Twitter
The smarter you are & the more you profess #belief in local faith, the more your chance of being a politician nears 100% #t #atheism via Twitter
What’s worse, deranged cop killer Brinsley or conservative media blaming 2 tragic deaths on Obama because he’s also black? #libcrib #p2 #t via Twitter
GOP attacks Obama & “big labor” in wake of new NLRB rules. Come on… They’re “medium-sized” labor at best. #t #LetsUnionize via Twitter
What part of “peaceful protest” did you not understand? & now the hard work & dedication of millions could be undone by 1 selfish idiot. #t via Twitter
If Twitter deleted every spam account overnight, how many followers would you lose? We’re all not as popular as we’d like to think… #t #p2 via Twitter
Yeah Sony screwed up but remember if they HAD released #TheInterviewMovie, none of the theater chains would’ve shown it. So bash them too #t via Twitter
