Republicans bring balance to budgets like Anakin brings balance to the force. The Empire rises.
#StarWars #tcot #libcrib #t
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#KeystoneXL doesn’t produce jobs or lower gas prices so pushing for it now is just a naked payout to big oil. Still GOP has no shame.
#t #p2
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How #FoxNews does news: Ignore a story until they figure out how to blame a liberal then headline that sucker w/out shame.
#CharlieHebdo #t
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Dumb folks who distrust Obamacare to confirm their bias by shopping on (& getting ripped off by) unofficial for-profit exchanges
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Listening to your wife: she may be wrong, but you’ll be alright.
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Aren’t Republicans awesome? Haven’t taken office yet but will claim credit for the 1st Gallup positive polling on economy since 2007.
#t #p2
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Now seems like a terrible time to remind my Idaho friends they are more likely to die by their gun than stop a crime.
#2yroldkillsmom #t #p2
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The Fox News hysteria machine has gone from Obamacare death panels to “banning donut sprinkles”. Reaching much?
#FoxNews #FDA #t #p2
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Twitter update logged me out & turned all my notifications back on. Thanks. Kinda like setting a chirping booby-trap.
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Kids:
Horrified to discover #Santa isn’t real.
Can’t remember which presents were from Santa.
#t #xmas
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Stay away from the mall today. It’ll be filled with frantic, lost, married men.
#HappyHolidays #t
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The International space station has a 1-way teleporter! We “beam” them schematics & they reconstruct (3D print) on board. #Science!
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Racists love anecdotes. That’s how 1 bad actor confirms their worst suspicions despite millions of peaceful protesters.
#NYPDShooting #t
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Wearing a Santa suit: it’s how not to get arrested for asking strangers to sit on your lap & talk about whatever “comes up”.
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