The Refreshing Taste of Congress in Your Hands

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If you can share a Koch, you can have a Congress. Yummy dirty oil money!

Always Checking For Status Updates

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They have to like, follow, and post a status.

Stop Doing What We All Already Should Be Stopping Doing!

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Boycott BK? You mean people actually eat this crap? Have you seen #SupersizeMe??

Dogs sniffing tree then peeing on it: their equivalent of checking facebook. #t
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Has Dick Cheney been practicing his British accent? The motivations & (costly) outcomes are the same. #t
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Health reform is a trojan horse. We must give the monied interests a pretty horsey, then spring the trap. #t http://t.co/vHjEtLEVnP
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Overheard at the bar, “What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead. I’ll give these 2 a lift.” Yuk yuk… #t #badjokes
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There are some really great people among those jerkwads. Odd. Refreshing. #t
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For Sarah: My Global Apologies List

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Tweeting the hashtag #GlobalApology. What things should we truly be apologetic for?

Recently on Hannity, Sarah Palin said, “I owe America a global apology” for not winning the 2008 election. Of course, it’s ridiculous Palin-ese but I thought it would be fun to list “global apologies” America should actually be sorry for.

Here’s my list (in no particular order):

Miley Cyrus music, Miley Cyrus fashion sense, Miley Cyrus videos, anything Hannah Montana, Scentsy parties, Westborough Baptist Church, Hobby Lobby, Veggie Tales, YOLO, TmZ, The sham wow, selfies, emoticons, Ted Cruz, food bloggers, KFC double down,
Anti-vaxers, climate deniers, creationists, anything Kardashian, George Zimmerman (and by extension: The American justice system)

What are your “global apologies”? Tweet #GlobalApology!

10 Things To Never Forget About 9/11

When I look at the #VAScandal, waiting lists & red tape our vets face, I wonder if we’re choosing to #NeverForget the wrong things. #t
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#NeverForget The son who died avenging the son who died avenging the son who died avenging the son… (*n) who died on 9/11. #t
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#NeverForget sacrifice is the most noble gift. For leadership to waste it is an un-pardonable offense. #t
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#NeverForget Emotions are a terrible platform to base foreign policy decisions upon. #t
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#NeverForget 2,996 US civilians killed on 9/11. 174,000 Afghani civilians killed since 9/11. #t
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#NeverForget that the status of our national pride should never hinge on our ability to get revenge. #t
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#NeverForget there are always bad people & they win when good people stoop to their level. #t
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