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Farmer sabotages his livelihood in order to teach James Earl Jones a lesson.
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Some comedy where everyone looks suspiciously like Eddie Murphy.
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Hero defeats an ogre, gets with the girl on the moon, wins the olympics, and highlights booger in a musical finish
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Mermaid shuts up to get laid.
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Arnold kills a bunch of people. #t
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A Sicilian, a giant, and a Spaniard engage in inconceivable shenanigans. #t
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some rude kid lies to his parents, skips school, and wrecks a Ferrari. #t
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A grumpy midget helps a pretty girl tell David Bowie he’s powerless. #t
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man and a dog fly through space in search of yogurt in order to stop a giant hoover. #t
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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear
“Where to ma’am?”
#Driverless #MotoChauffeur #mc #t
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Say The Words She Wants To Hear
“I love you” is great but, for the long haul, these are the REAL #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear.
Husbands: Creative Problem Solving
There’s “creative interpretation of the rules” and then there’s “beggin’ for a whuppin'”.
Two of My Favorite Things: Mac & Cheese Pizza!
Pasta and breading with yummy cheese filling. Mixed up and baked up and oh so thrilling!
Recruited to Fight For Fugelsang
I was recruited to create some memes to help celebrate John Fugelsang’s birthday and promote #GiveJohnFugelsangAShow. I had fun making them and the positive reaction on Twitter was cool too!
Comedy Legend Joan Rivers Has Left The Stage
Sad news. Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away today. She was 81.
The Voice of Violence is Rarely Rational
Obama doesn’t let the bullies and fear-mongers rule his decision-making and neither should you.
I’m Bacon You, Imporktant Info!
Attention! Imporktant service announcement: know the difference!
That time they made a trailer for Labyrinth that seemed like a horror movie & not a muppet musical. Oh wait… that was the orig trailer! #t
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Please pardon all the fugelsangy tweets, but we’re storming #GiveJohnFugelsangAShow. I made a lot of the memes. Pretty cool, eh? #t
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