The laziest #wearable tech yet. It’s a chair anywear. Get it? Any wear? I kill me. http://t.co/KV2Vje4NQ5 #mc #gw
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It looks like the (layered) pieces of #Apple #iWatch are falling into place for release sometime soon! http://t.co/PBy3ZMiYS4 #gw #mc
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You can’t debate a difficult decision with someone who believes you don’t have a choice. #gw #dawkins
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Printing money and dumping it in the trash

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In the battle of greed vs the environment, greed wins. The phone books on your doorstep are a prime example.

All R Internet R Belong 2 George

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Much love for our helmsman of the happy Internet!

Hitler Hail Mary

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Reductio ad hitlerum: a sure sign that nuance isn’t your strong suit.

In D’aight Meant What?

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Texas governor Rick Perry was indicted for “coercion and abuse of official capacity.” What kind of buffoonery is this? The indictment is stupid too.

Silence: The Phantom Menace

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California Justice Marvin Baxter ruled that your silence can be used against you in a court of law.

Episode VII Storm Trooper Helmets

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These are official mock-ups but the final versions may be different.

August 15, 2014

Why is Bob Dylan like a gray short-hair hunting dog? #gw https://t.co/MmOjdQrSc3
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How to tell if #Ferguson protester is white: 1.) Arrest them. 2.) Media outrage? Protester is white. Silence? Protester not white. #gw
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Huh? Did you know that “huh” is the most common word across languages? Huh… #gw
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Leading the obstinate

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Perhaps the reason no bills get passed is because the GOP refuses to pass any?

“Not my problem,” said Nero to his lyre as Rome burned. #gw
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