The laziest #wearable tech yet. It’s a chair anywear. Get it? Any wear? I kill me. http://t.co/KV2Vje4NQ5 #mc #gw
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It looks like the (layered) pieces of #Apple #iWatch are falling into place for release sometime soon! http://t.co/PBy3ZMiYS4 #gw #mc
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Power of #Apple #iwatch may not be the device itself but the infrastructure Apple builds for it. #wearables http://t.co/EbuMZoOils #gw #mc
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Ca says no #Driverless Cars without manual control option. No #Googlecar pods I guess? http://t.co/vWRShPsNTR #gw #mc
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You can’t debate a difficult decision with someone who believes you don’t have a choice. #gw #dawkins
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Printing money and dumping it in the trash

In the battle of greed vs the environment, greed wins. The phone books on your doorstep are a prime example.
At some point #ALS, there will be no more dry celebrities. What then? I suggest #ALSDryerChallenge. Tumble on low. #gw
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All R Internet R Belong 2 George

Much love for our helmsman of the happy Internet!
Hitler Hail Mary

Reductio ad hitlerum: a sure sign that nuance isn’t your strong suit.
In D’aight Meant What?

Texas governor Rick Perry was indicted for “coercion and abuse of official capacity.” What kind of buffoonery is this? The indictment is stupid too.
Internet peer pressure: ice cold. Yay for #ALS & #IceBucketChallenge, but what’s next escalation of me-too meming? Walk coals 4 a cause? #gw
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#GOP govs: Christie- #BridgeGate, Walker- illegal campaigning, & now #GovPerry indicted 4 abuse of power. So who’s running in 2016? #gw
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Silence: The Phantom Menace
California Justice Marvin Baxter ruled that your silence can be used against you in a court of law.
Episode VII Storm Trooper Helmets
These are official mock-ups but the final versions may be different.
Doofy Bob Dylan joke – Doh!
Why is Bob Dylan like a gray short-hair hunting dog?
How to tell if #Ferguson protester is white: 1.) Arrest them. 2.) Media outrage? Protester is white. Silence? Protester not white. #gw
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Leading the obstinate

Perhaps the reason no bills get passed is because the GOP refuses to pass any?

