
Does the look create the man or the man create the look?
The Goatee Is Key
The Basic Dichotomy

It’s progress versus congress.
Terrific vs Terrible

If gridlock and zero legislation is your goal then this setup is ideal.
The Laughing Turtle

The only problem is turtles can be cute. Mitch McConnell is never cute, nor is his laughter.
Middle Class: Wiped Out!

There aren’t bootstraps big enough or strong enough to get us through the course set before us…
obJESTivism

Get it? Objectivism is totally a joke.
‘Murica! <> Patriotism

Screaming loudest does not make you a patriot. Threatening other Americans does not make you a patriot. Wrapping yourself in the flag is not the same as embracing what it stands for.
We are the Red, the White, AND the Blue

Any strong society relies on a mix of different strategies. A purist, absolutist approach to anything is a sure path to destruction.
Duplicitious Doodoo

And you’ll see it again, and again, and again…
An Important Reminder…

Sometimes it’s the small print that adds all the meaning.
Spanish Word Play

Admit it, Spanish words are muy sexy…
Is it Mitt or is it Madness?

Remember how united the GOP was behind er… whoever it was they ran?
Obama Gets Rand-y

The only problem here is that the quote is from Paul Ryan, not Barack Obama.
Let’s Vet Leviticus

If you’re gonna pick out one rule from ancient biblical text to suit your views, you darned well better take the rest of them too.
Look In First

Here is a little poem I wrote back in grade school. It still applies to how I think about life now.
Blue Hat

In this picture, it totally looks to me like the turtle is protected by a Blue Hat, not Jesus.
No Jesus

Do you “No” Jesus?
Jesus Likes Facebook

Click LIKE if you like Jesus liking Facebook!
Alpaca Lips

It’s the kiss of death!