I’m quite amused at the GOP’s apoplexy* over FBI “exoneration” of Clinton email “scandal”.
*brain hemorrhage due to impotent rage
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“mini” is a miniature “miniature.”
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Satan Lurks Below
Here’s a cute baby and some puppies. Aren’t you tired of a certain someone clogging up your feed? #nevertrump
Toots For Jesus!
God really does work in mysterious ways. All TRUE Christians are obligated!
#atheism #goodwithoutgod
Oh God… My Best Friend?
Type “Amen” if you don’t get it. Share if you do!
Porcupine Disco
Sarah Palin is back! The end-times are near. Can I get a hallelujah?
#sarahpalin #donaldtrump #p2
If Michelle Obama were a #DisneyPrincess she’d be Minnie Mouse. Everybody loves #MinnieMouse.
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When #GOP talks about “goodies”, they’re decrying taxpayer $$ benefiting middle class instead of military contractors.
#t #p2 #libcrib
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Why is #GOPDebate more entertaining than #DemDebate? One is reality show. Other is show of reality.
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Questions for theists:
Do you believe in aliens?
Do aliens believe in God?
What does Alien Jesus look like?
#atheism #t #goodwithoutgod
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#eyeofthetiger… To quote Inigo Montoya, “I don’t think it means what you think it means…”
#KimDavis #p2 #t
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Hypothesis: Those who hate #KimKardashian know more facts about her than #Obama haters know about Obama.
#p2 #t #libcrib
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#HomoTerrorist is a slur & accurate for right-wing #Xians as there’s nothing they’re more afraid of than “the gay”. Bigoted wussies… #t
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You may be shocked to know, but I agree: Obama is worst US #POTUS currently in office… heh
#p2 #t #tcot
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More #GOP voters believe Ted Cruz was born in US than believe Obama was born in US. #SMH
#p2 #t
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To @realDonaldTrump, #Election2016 = #WWE
Wooooo!
#p2 #t
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That person that leaves their car running at your #garagesale & spends 5 minutes haggling over $0.25 difference in price…
#p2 #t
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Of course we love animals more than people. With animals you never wonder, “Wait, is this one an asshole?”
#p2 #CecilTheLion #t
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The fix to an armed nutjob shooting up a recruiting center is NOT armed nutjobs hanging around recruiting centers.
#gunsense #p2 #t
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Nostalgia is not a solution to modern problems.
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