Sexist bombs versus real bombs: not a good fight to pick.
The REAL Boobs on the Ground
Oh Earth… Was That You?
Everyone smelt it because Earth dealt it.
Palin’s House Of Lies
What’s going on over at 1400 Sarah?
Rollin’ Coal: The Earth’s Least Favorite Fart Joke
Rollin’ Coal: Diarrhea of the Ego
#PeoplesClimate #RollinCoal
Rush For Intellectuals
#StopRush
“Caca poo-poo doodie pee-pee fart bubble” – Rush Limbaugh (translated for intellectuals)
The Coffee of Righteous Indignation
Fox News coffee: white with as much POTUS creamer as they can manage. #LatteSalute
Heed the Call of the Brawl Y’all!
They will punch you in your mouth. That’s a fact Jack!
Palin Unmasked!
The lipstick has come off and the pitbull ain’t pretty.
The Refreshing Taste of Congress in Your Hands
If you can share a Koch, you can have a Congress. Yummy dirty oil money!
Always Checking For Status Updates
They have to like, follow, and post a status.
Stop Doing What We All Already Should Be Stopping Doing!
Boycott BK? You mean people actually eat this crap? Have you seen #SupersizeMe??
For Sarah: My Global Apologies List
Tweeting the hashtag #GlobalApology. What things should we truly be apologetic for?
Recently on Hannity, Sarah Palin said, “I owe America a global apology” for not winning the 2008 election. Of course, it’s ridiculous Palin-ese but I thought it would be fun to list “global apologies” America should actually be sorry for.
Here’s my list (in no particular order):
Miley Cyrus music, Miley Cyrus fashion sense, Miley Cyrus videos, anything Hannah Montana, Scentsy parties, Westborough Baptist Church, Hobby Lobby, Veggie Tales, YOLO, TmZ, The sham wow, selfies, emoticons, Ted Cruz, food bloggers, KFC double down,
Anti-vaxers, climate deniers, creationists, anything Kardashian, George Zimmerman (and by extension: The American justice system)
What are your “global apologies”? Tweet #GlobalApology!
Say The Words She Wants To Hear
“I love you” is great but, for the long haul, these are the REAL #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear.
Husbands: Creative Problem Solving
There’s “creative interpretation of the rules” and then there’s “beggin’ for a whuppin'”.
Two of My Favorite Things: Mac & Cheese Pizza!
Pasta and breading with yummy cheese filling. Mixed up and baked up and oh so thrilling!
Recruited to Fight For Fugelsang
I was recruited to create some memes to help celebrate John Fugelsang’s birthday and promote #GiveJohnFugelsangAShow. I had fun making them and the positive reaction on Twitter was cool too!
I’m Bacon You, Imporktant Info!
Attention! Imporktant service announcement: know the difference!
Coffee: Fully Loaded
At D & B Supply, they’ll mug you with a gun (handle). Get your buckshot too! Makes a great gift.
It’s Golden And Showers You From Above
The “trickle” had gone though a lot of processing before it makes it to you.
This is why I don’t cook at home
Eggplant, beets, zuchini, rice, baby carrot, parmigiano reggiano, potato peel, oregano, salt, & pepper.