The Tan Suit Debacle

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WTF? Who honestly should give a flying crap about what color suit Prez Obama wears? If anything, it’s a refreshing change. #suitgate

Don’t Trust. Just Verify

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The internet can enlighten or delude you. It depends on how healthy your dose of skepticism is.

Satch Squashed as Champion

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Dwight Schrute lays the smackdown on who really is the world’s true reigning hide and seek champion.

Your Fortune is a $imple Click Away!

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The only way to make money off of #superstition is by being the charlatan selling it to the rubes.

Call Me Hashtag

Stooping Low For A Good Time

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The image comes from a bad photoshop. No animals were harmed in the making of this truly tasteless meme.

Noodly Chemtrails Probe Minds For Rational Thought

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The truth is revealed! #fsm for the win! This could be a much more dire situation than some government conspiracy. It could be the end of all nonsense conspiracy theories as we know them!

Less Scarf, More Complaining

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I really enjoyed the season premier of Dr. Who with the new “line-face” doctor, Peter Capaldi!

Humpallamadingdong

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My variation of the “oo ee oo aah aah ting tang llama llama pig bang” meme. Besides… there’s only one llama.

All R Internet R Belong 2 George

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Much love for our helmsman of the happy Internet!

Hitler Hail Mary

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Reductio ad hitlerum: a sure sign that nuance isn’t your strong suit.

In D’aight Meant What?

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Texas governor Rick Perry was indicted for “coercion and abuse of official capacity.” What kind of buffoonery is this? The indictment is stupid too.

August 15, 2014

Dorals: Smokin’ Flavor

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Today’s advertising isn’t any less false. We just don’t have the benefit of 40 years of hindsight to put them in perspective.

What kind of online survey taker are you?

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Social media surveys = free information for advertisers. What are you giving away for free?

Grout: Guardian of the Tile-axy

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What good is Canadian tile without groot, eh?

Potty Rockin’

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LMFAO! Archie is potty-rocking!

This image was photoshopped

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I did it in no time.

Praise the Almighty Sky Turd!

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It drops on Idaho every New Years Eve.

Can haz phone support

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Makes a great last slide for your Powerpoint!