#Autocorrect is the great equalizer. Bad grammarians look smarter w/ better spelling. Good grammarians look dumber w/ random nonsense. #t
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Your Fortune is a $imple Click Away!
The only way to make money off of #superstition is by being the charlatan selling it to the rubes.
American Douglas McAuthur #McCain dies in Syria fighting for #ISIS. Based on his name, I guess his parents had different hopes for him. #t
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Call Me Hashtag
#Everything is #hashtags #nowadays! #wematter #spreadpositivity #sarcasm #humor #morehashtags…
#Ignorance and #superstition hold us back. #Curiosity and #reason push us forward. Teaching the difference is the challenge of our times. #t
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#Religion is not the cause of #violence and #inequality, but an excuse bad people use. Eliminate the excuse and they will find another. #t
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They Share What I Don’t Believe
What do all these famous people all have in common? #atheists #agnostics #humanists
Public Const change as variant = now() +1 ‘Heraclitus #t
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Stooping Low For A Good Time
The image comes from a bad photoshop. No animals were harmed in the making of this truly tasteless meme.
As we celebrate life of #MichaelBrown in #Ferguson today, my thoughts go to all the victims of gun violence whose names have no hashtags. #t
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Noodly Chemtrails Probe Minds For Rational Thought
The truth is revealed! #fsm for the win! This could be a much more dire situation than some government conspiracy. It could be the end of all nonsense conspiracy theories as we know them!
Zombie moth #drones? No, doesn’t sound creepy at all! #IoT #gw #mc http://t.co/TPcyydsixn
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Less Scarf, More Complaining
I really enjoyed the season premier of Dr. Who with the new “line-face” doctor, Peter Capaldi!
Humpallamadingdong
My variation of the “oo ee oo aah aah ting tang llama llama pig bang” meme. Besides… there’s only one llama.
Insult to injury for GOP: not only is #Obamacare #Medicaid expansion working, it’s healing income inequality too! http://t.co/CDhNvzXmxo #gw
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Grant, Tori, & Kari are leaving #Mythbusters. Sad. Go forth and multiply ur geekery! There is still much to do… http://t.co/AVEltVUVnV #gw
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Twinkle Twinkle A Little BS
There are many explanations for the stars above, but the only way to reach them is through science.
#Google: “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need (real) roads.” Testing #driverless in a virtual California. http://t.co/77iTYykBqR #gw #mc
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