Let your anger go. Let your sadness pass. There is no salvation in retribution – a lesson Trump voters will soon learn.
#t #ripamerica #p2
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America has gotten this far with many more bad presidents than good ones.
#t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
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Trump may still end up better than default Republican re Obamacare, SCOTUS, Abortion, etc – UNPREDICTABLE
#TheMorningAfter #t
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Trump said what they were thinking. When we called him out for it, they took it personally.
#t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
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American minorities are mad at whites. You have a right to be, but please don’t lump all us Hillary voters in w/ deplorables.
#ripamerica #t
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Somebody please tell me that Russia hacked all our voting machines… and we have proof.
#t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
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Fear, anger, resentment, & profound sense of loss. It’s what drove Trump voters to the polls. It’s what I feel now.
#t #ElectionResults
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Rural voters are showing they detest politicians so much they’ll vote for anybody AND I MEAN ANYBODY instead of them.
#t #ElectionNight
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In my day it was jackassery to throw trash on the ground. We didn’t have robots everywhere to clean up after us!
#FutureGrandpaTweets #t
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My #Apple #TouchBar in terminal:
[cd] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls]
#AppleKeynote #t
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How to go from Judeo-Christian to Atheist:
Take the number of Gods you don’t believe in and add one.
#t #goodwithoutgod
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I’m putting half of Dump supporters in the basket of de-plumbables cuz y’all spigots.
#BasketOfDeplorables #p2 #t
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@MSNBC is #audienceofpundits trending yet?
#CommanderInChiefForum #p2 #t
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You may say I’m a dreamer…
But I’m not the only one
With #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner
Yummy burritos made by Juan
#t #p2 #2016elections
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Mike
It’s a good thing that correlation is not causation or the world would have to believe that the more gullible, conspiratorial-minded, and xenophobic a country’s voting populace is, the more likely they are to finish first or second in the medal count at the Olympics.
#RNCinCLE “Dems want to grant free stuff w/ ur tax$!”
#DemsInPhilly “We’ll spend ur tax$ on mid-class benefits not corporate welfare!” #t
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You know what we need? A millenial reboot of Brewster’s Millions starring Chris Rock.
…or maybe not.
#t
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Hillary thinks, “What luck! I get to run against Trump!”
Trump thinks, “What luck! I get to run against a woman!”
#p2 #t
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Cornholio For Prez 2016
It’s too easy. Vote TP for your bunghole 2016.