Kicking “lazy druggie moochers” for fun & profit.
The REAL Golden Showers
Describe It Without Sounding Dirty
The #KFCDoubleDownDog is the dirty butt sex of food porn.
Religion Is The Sugar Coating On Tragedy
When you make death easier to swallow, you make it easier to commit. #Atheism #AtheistRollCall
If finding out your favorite love song was written by a gay man makes you feel icky, you might be a #homophobe.
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Women: Know Your Place (Not In The GOP)
The new logo for a GOP that doesn’t even trust GOP women. #AbortionBill #ReproRights #ProChoice
The Honorable Justice Barack Obama Presiding
What do you think? Could it happen? Should it happen? #Obama #SCOTUS
@SteveKingIA
#Deportable? Seriously? I have a better word for you:
#DEPLORABLE
#t #libcrib #tcot
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That’s Kyle, With An Asterisk
Never let pesky facts ruin a good story.
@joniernst Blah blah blah… Zzzzzz…
#SOTU #t #libcrib
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Zeus vs Jesus: Equivalent Mythical Fiction
Jesus = Zeus: It must be the beard.
#Kardashian selfies blow up the Internet. Don’t tell me #MissUniverse selfies could blow up actual people. Ridiculous.
#t #libcrib #p2
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The Gordian knot solution to @DineshDSouza ‘s “liberal conundrums” is that Dinesh is an idiot troll & should be ignored by everybody.
#p2 #t
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Hate Obamacare = GOP yay! But passing substantive healthcare policy is suicide. Thus whining is all they do.
http://t.co/VWatjwtqwI
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@RealBenCarson ‘s public media strategy: say something really inane then blame “PC Police” for the inevitable public backlash.
#t #tcot #p2
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In recent US polling #terrorism has eclipsed #economy as top issue. Yeah… I’m as likely to die of shark attack as terrorist attack.
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Jesus Is Charlie Brown? Good Grief!
#JeSuisCharlie – Jesus is Charlie Brown?
#JesusIsCharlieBrown
Which creates more permanent jobs, opening a new Denny’s or #KeystoneXL?
Hint: Winner has kids menus.
#libcrib #tcot #t #p2
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How to tell #GoldenGlobes from #Oscars: Day-after media for GG is about best/worst jokes/dressed where O media is about who actually won.
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Veto pen? We wont even need filibusters to stop bad GOP bills. They’ll vote down their own bills for not being conservative enough!
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